Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / Rudd's Discovery: \ | | | You know that any senator or | | congressman could go home and make | | | | $300,000 to $400,000, but they don't. | | Why? Because they can | | | \ stay in Washington and make it there. / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;