Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / * joeyh installs debian using only his \ | big toe, for a change of pace | | | \ -- in #debian-boot / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;