Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Some of my readers ask me what a \ | "Serial Port" is. The answer is: I | | don't know. Is it some kind of wine you | \ have with breakfast? / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;