Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay __________________________________ / Lackland's Laws: \ | | | (1) Never be first. | | | | (2) Never be last. | | | \ (3) Never volunteer for anything / ---------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;