Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________ / There appears to be irrefutable \ | evidence that the mere fact of | | overcrowding induces violence. | | | \ -- Harvey Wheeler / --------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;