Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _____________________________________ / Meader's Law: \ | | | Whatever happens to you, it will | | previously | | | | have happened to everyone you know, | \ only more so. / ------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;