Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / Like the ski resort of girls looking \ | for husbands and husbands looking for | | girls, the situation is not as | | symmetrical as it might seem. | | | \ -- Alan McKay / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;