Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / A CODE OF ETHICAL BEHAVIOR FOR \ | PATIENTS: | | | | 1. DO NOT EXPECT YOUR DOCTOR TO SHARE | | YOUR DISCOMFORT. | | | | Involvement with the patient's | | suffering might cause him to lose | | | | valuable scientific objectivity. | | | | 2. BE CHEERFUL AT ALL TIMES. | | | | Your doctor leads a busy and trying | | life and requires all the | | | | gentleness and reassurance he can get. | | | | 3. TRY TO SUFFER FROM THE DISEASE FOR | | WHICH YOU ARE BEING TREATED. | | | | Remember that your doctor has a | \ professional reputation to uphold. / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;