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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

 ________________________________________
/ A CODE OF ETHICAL BEHAVIOR FOR         \
| PATIENTS:                              |
|                                        |
| 1. DO NOT EXPECT YOUR DOCTOR TO SHARE  |
| YOUR DISCOMFORT.                       |
|                                        |
| Involvement with the patient's         |
| suffering might cause him to lose      |
|                                        |
| valuable scientific objectivity.       |
|                                        |
| 2. BE CHEERFUL AT ALL TIMES.           |
|                                        |
| Your doctor leads a busy and trying    |
| life and requires all the              |
|                                        |
| gentleness and reassurance he can get. |
|                                        |
| 3. TRY TO SUFFER FROM THE DISEASE FOR  |
| WHICH YOU ARE BEING TREATED.           |
|                                        |
| Remember that your doctor has a        |
\ professional reputation to uphold.     /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||


Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;