Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _____________________________________ / Anarchy may not be a better form of \ | government, but it's better than no | \ government at all. / ------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;