Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / spagmumps, n.: \ | | | Any of the millions of Styrofoam wads | | that accompany mail-order items. | | | \ -- "Sniglets", Rich Hall & Friends / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;