Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / Plots are like girdles. Hidden, they \ | hold your interest; revealed, they're | | of no interest except to fetishists. | | Like girdles, they attempt to contain | | an uncontainable experience. | | | \ -- R. S. Knapp / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;