Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Individuality \ | | | My words are easy to understand And my | | actions are easy to perform Yet no | | other can understand or perform them. | | My words have meaning; my actions have | | reason; Yet these cannot be known and I | | cannot be known. We are each unique, | | and therefore valuable; Though the sage | | wears coarse clothes, his heart is | | jade. | | | \ -- Lao Tse, "Tao Te Ching" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;