Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Contemptuous lights flashed across the \ | computer's console. | | | \ -- Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;