Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / "I don't like spinach, and I'm glad I \ | don't, because if I liked it I'd eat | | it, and I just hate it." | | | \ -- Clarence Darrow / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;