Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / [The French Riviera is] a sunny place \ | for shady people. | | | \ -- Somerset Maugham / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;