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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

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/  ...and before I knew what I was doing, \
| I had kicked the                        |
|                                         |
| typewriter and threw it around the room |
| and made it beg for                     |
|                                         |
| mercy. At this point the typewriter     |
| pleaded for me to dress                 |
|                                         |
| him in feminine attire but instead I    |
| pressed his margin release              |
|                                         |
| over and over again until the           |
| typewriter lost consciousness.          |
|                                         |
| Presently, I regained consciousness and |
| realized with shame what                |
|                                         |
| I had done. My shame is gone and now I  |
| am looking for a                        |
|                                         |
| submissive typewriter, any color, or    |
| model. No electric                      |
|                                         |
| typewriters please!                     |
|                                         |
\ -- Rick Kleiner                         /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||


Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;