Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / === ALL USERS PLEASE NOTE \ | ======================== | | | | The garbage collector now works. In | | addition a new, experimental garbage | | collection algorithm has been | | installed. With SI:%DSK-GC-QLX-BITS set | | to 17, (NOT the default) the old | | garbage collection algorithm remains in | | force; when virtual storage is filled, | | the machine cold boots itself. With | | SI:%DSK-GC- QLX-BITS set to 23, the new | | garbage collector is enabled. Unlike | | most garbage collectors, the new gc | | starts its mark phase from the mind of | | the user, rather than from the obarray. | | This allows the garbage collection of | | significantly more Qs. As the garbage | | collector runs, it may ask you | | something like "Do you remember what | | SI:RDTBL-TRANS does?", and if you can't | | give a reasonable answer in thirty | | seconds, the symbol becomes a candidate | | for GCing. The variable | | SI:%GC-QLX-LUSER-TM governs how long | | the GC waits before timing out the | \ user. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;