Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / "...Unix, MS-DOS, and Windows NT (also \ | known as the Good, the Bad, and the | \ Ugly)." (By Matt Welsh) / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;