Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / A horse breeder has his young colts \ | bottle-fed after they're three days | | old. He heard that a foal and his mummy | \ are soon parted. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;