Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / And the next time you consider \ | complaining that running Lucid Emacs | | 19.05 via NFS from a remote Linux | | machine in Paraguay doesn't seem to get | | the background colors right, you'll | | know who to thank. | | | \ -- Matt Welsh / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;