Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Phases of a Project: (1) Exultation. \ | (2) Disenchantment. (3) Confusion. (4) | | Search for the Guilty. (5) Punishment | | for the Innocent. (6) Distinction for | \ the Uninvolved. / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;