Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / "You can't get very far in this world \ | without your dossier being there | | first." | | | \ -- Arthur Miller / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;