Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / FORTUNE EXPLAINS WHAT JOB REVIEW CATCH \ | PHRASES MEAN: #1 skilled oral | | communicator: | | | | Mumbles inaudibly when attempting to | | speak. Talks to self. | | | | Argues with self. Loses these | | arguments. | | | | skilled written communicator: | | | | Scribbles well. Memos are invariable | | illegible, except for | | | | the portions that attribute recent | | failures to someone else. | | | | growth potential: | | | | With proper guidance, periodic | | counselling, and remedial training, | | | | the reviewee may, given enough time and | | close supervision, meet | | | | the minimum requirements expected of | | him by the company. | | | | key company figure: | | | \ Serves as the perfect counter example. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;