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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

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/ FORTUNE EXPLAINS WHAT JOB REVIEW CATCH  \
| PHRASES MEAN: #1 skilled oral           |
| communicator:                           |
|                                         |
| Mumbles inaudibly when attempting to    |
| speak. Talks to self.                   |
|                                         |
| Argues with self. Loses these           |
| arguments.                              |
|                                         |
| skilled written communicator:           |
|                                         |
| Scribbles well. Memos are invariable    |
| illegible, except for                   |
|                                         |
| the portions that attribute recent      |
| failures to someone else.               |
|                                         |
| growth potential:                       |
|                                         |
| With proper guidance, periodic          |
| counselling, and remedial training,     |
|                                         |
| the reviewee may, given enough time and |
| close supervision, meet                 |
|                                         |
| the minimum requirements expected of    |
| him by the company.                     |
|                                         |
| key company figure:                     |
|                                         |
\ Serves as the perfect counter example.  /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
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Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;