Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / "If you are beginning to doubt what I \ | am saying, you are | | | | probably hallucinating." | | | | -- The Firesign Theatre, _Everything | \ you know is Wrong_ / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;