Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Oh, that sound of male ego. You travel \ | halfway across the galaxy and it's | | still the same song. | | | | -- Eve McHuron, "Mudd's Women", | \ stardate 1330.1 / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;