Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / It's getting harder and harder to think \ | out loud. One of these days someone's | | gonna go off and kill Thomas a'Becket | | for me... | | | | -- Larry Wall in | \ <199709242015.NAA10312@wall.org> / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;