Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / Those who hate and fight must stop \ | themselves -- otherwise it is not | | stopped. | | | | -- Spock, "Day of the Dove", stardate | \ unknown / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;