Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / If you would understand your own age, \ | read the works of fiction produced in | \ it. People in disguise speak freely. / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;