Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / A woman forgives the audacity of which \ | her beauty has prompted us to be | | guilty. | | | \ -- LeSage / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;