Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / A new supply of round tuits has arrived \ | and are available from Mary. Anyone who | | has been putting off work until they | | got a round tuit now has no excuse for | \ further procrastination. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;