Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _____________________________________ / If we can ever make red tape \ | nutritional, we can feed the world. | | | | -- R. Schaeberle, "Management | \ Accounting" / ------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;