Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Congratulations! You are the \ | one-millionth user to log into our | | system. If there's anything special we | | can do for you, anything at all, don't | \ hesitate to ask! / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;