Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _____________________________________ / I am pleased to see that we have \ | differences. May we together become | | greater than the sum of both of us. | | | | -- Surak of Vulcan, "The Savage | \ Curtain", stardate 5906.4 / ------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;