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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

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/  Here is the fact of the week, maybe    \
| even the fact of the month. According   |
| to probably reliable sources, the       |
| Coca-Cola people are experiencing       |
| severe marketing anxiety in China.      |
|                                         |
| The words "Coca-Cola" translate into    |
| Chinese as either (depending on the     |
| inflection) "wax-fattened mare" or      |
| "bite the wax tadpole".                 |
|                                         |
| Bite the wax tadpole.                   |
|                                         |
| There is a sort of rough justice, is    |
| there not?                              |
|                                         |
| The trouble with this fact, as lovely   |
| as it is, is that it's hard to get a    |
| whole column out of it. I'd like to     |
| teach the world to bite a wax tadpole.  |
| Coke -- it's the real wax-fattened      |
| mare. Not bad, but broad satiric vistas |
| do not open up.                         |
|                                         |
| -- John Carrol, The San Francisco       |
\ Chronicle                               /
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Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;