Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Accidentally Shot \ | | | Colonel Gray, of Petaluma, came near | | losing his life a few days ago, in a | | singular manner. A gentleman with whom | | he was hunting attempted to bring down | | a dove, but instead of doing so put the | | load of shot through the Colonel's hat. | | One shot took effect in his forehead. | | | | -- Sacramento Daily Union, April 20, | \ 1861 / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;