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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

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/  The FIELD GUIDE to NORTH AMERICAN      \
| MALES                                   |
|                                         |
| SPECIES: Cranial Males SUBSPECIES: The  |
| Hacker (homo computatis) Courtship &    |
| Mating:                                 |
|                                         |
| Due to extreme deprivation, HOMO        |
| COMPUTATIS maintains a near perpetual   |
|                                         |
| state of sexual readiness. Courtship    |
| behavior alternates between             |
|                                         |
| awkward shyness and abrupt advances.    |
| When he finally mates, he               |
|                                         |
| chooses a female engineer with an       |
| unblinking stare, a tight mouth, and    |
|                                         |
| a complete collection of Campbell's     |
| soup-can recipes. Track:                |
|                                         |
| Trash cans full of pale green and white |
| perforated paper and old                |
|                                         |
| copies of the Allen-Bradley catalog.    |
| Comments:                               |
|                                         |
| Extremely fond of bad puns and jokes    |
\ that need long explanations.            /
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Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;