Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Purple hum Assorted cars Laser lights, \ | you bring | | | | All to prove You're on the move and | | vanishing | | | \ -- The Cars / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;