Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ /dackel: in general the *only* \ | way to use a computer program | | | | is to execute it. have you *ever* known | | a system utility whose | | | | documentation recommended either | | deleting it, or throwing it | | | | at a farm animal? zedboy: | | Ummm... yes dackel: install | | the manpages package. it should be | | there | | | | already tho. dackel: example | | of such a bovine utility? * greycat | | wants a video of dackel throwing | \ /usr/bin/file at a cow / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;