Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Half the world is composed of people \ | who have something to say and can't, | | and the other half who have nothing to | \ say and keep on saying it. / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;