Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / I would like the government to do all \ | it can to mitigate, then, in | | understanding, in mutuality of | | interest, in concern for the common | | good, our tasks will be solved. | | | \ -- Warren G. Harding / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;