Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / < sam> /.ing an issue is like asking an \ | infinite number of monkeys for | | | | advice | | | \ -- in #debian-devel / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;