Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Compassion -- that's the one things no \ | machine ever had. Maybe it's the one | | thing that keeps men ahead of them. | | | | -- McCoy, "The Ultimate Computer", | \ stardate 4731.3 / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;