Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ______________________________________ / "If that makes any sense to you, you \ | have a big problem." | | | \ -- C. Durance, Computer Science 234 / -------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;