Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / A person with one watch knows what time \ | it is; a person with two watches is | \ never sure. Proverb / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;