Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / "All the people are so happy now, their \ | heads are caving in. I'm glad they are | | a snowman with protective rubber skin" | | | \ -- They Might Be Giants / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;