Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Just remember: when you go to court, \ | you are trusting your fate to twelve | | people that weren't smart enough to get | \ out of jury duty! / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;