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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

 _________________________________________
/  *** DO YOU HAVE A RESTLESS URGE TO     \
| PROGRAM? *** Do you want the instant    |
| respect that comes from being able to   |
| use technical terms that nobody         |
| understands? Do you want to strike fear |
| and loathing into the hearts of DP      |
| managers everywhere? If so, then let    |
| the Famous Programmers' School lead you |
| on... into the world of professional    |
| computer programming.                   |
|                                         |
| *** IS PROGRAMMING FOR YOU? ***         |
| Programming is not for everyone. But,   |
| if you have the desire to learn, we can |
| help you get started. All you need is   |
| the Famous Programmers' Course and      |
| enough money to keep those lessons      |
| coming month after month.               |
|                                         |
| *** TAKE OUR FREE APTITUDE TEST *** To  |
| help determine if you are qualified to  |
| be a programmer, take a moment to try   |
| this simple test:                       |
|                                         |
| (1) Write down the numbers from zero to |
| nine and the first six letters          |
|                                         |
| of the alphabet (Hint:                  |
| 0123456789ABCDEF).                      |
|                                         |
| (2) Whose picture is on the back of a   |
| twenty-dollar bill?                     |
|                                         |
| (3) What is the state capital of Idaho? |
| If you managed to read all three        |
| questions without wondering why we      |
| asked them, you may have a future as a  |
\ computer programmer.                    /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||


Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;