Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / "It says he made us all to be just like \ | him. So if we're dumb, then god is | | dumb, and maybe even a little ugly on | | the side." | | | \ -- Frank Zappa / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;