Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / The trouble with the rat-race is that \ | even if you win, you're still a rat. | | | \ -- Lily Tomlin / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;