Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / God created woman. And boredom did \ | indeed cease from that moment -- but | | many other things ceased as well. Woman | | was God's second mistake. | | | \ -- Nietzsche / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;