Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ /Yeah, I looked at esd and it \ | looked like the kind of C code that an | | | | ex-JOVIAL/Algol '60 coder who had spent | | the last 20 years bouncing | | | | between Fortran-IV and Fortran '77 | \ would write. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;